Funny Quotes About Men
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who
insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?
-Oscar Wilde
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to
be faithless, and cannot.
-Oscar Wilde
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
-Elayne Boosler
Men are all alike -- except the one you've met who's
different.
-Mae West
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
-Mae West
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
-Oscar Wilde
It's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.
-Mae West
Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one
chaste man.
-William Shakespeare
Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
-Mignon McLaughlin
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
-Mae West
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There
is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
-Oscar Wilde
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the
other hand, we can open all our own jars.
-Bruce Willis
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
-Jeanne-Marie Roland
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better,
but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
-Will Rogers
Man has will, but woman has her way.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around
your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men
think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.
-Jerry Seinfeld
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
-Gloria Allred
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with
only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
-Diana Jordan
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
-Lana Turner
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing.”
-Duane Dewel
Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept
their mouths shut.
-Author Unknown
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring
for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it
doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
-Jean Kerr
A man in the house is worth two in the street.”
-Mae West
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a
reason.”
-Molly McGee
