A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when
put in hot water.
-Nancy Reagan, Political Activist
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have
no meaning.
-Aristotle, Philosopher
I hate women because they always know where things are.
-James Thurber, American Humorist
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right,
whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
-Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian Writer
Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
-Jules Michelet, French Historian
The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is
that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is
surprised.
-Freya Stark, Author
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men
do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That
was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling
is satisfied by marriage.
-Gloria Steinem, American Feminist
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
-Nicole Hollander
Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.
-Kathy Lette
Worldview of beautiful women always differs from their
husbands wordview.
-J. GruĊĦas
The three words women most want to hear from a man are, “You
lost weight”.
-Lori Gottlieb
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
-Oscar Wilde
Womanhood is a talent that exists between possible and
impossible miracles.
-S. Sluckis
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
-Helena Rubinstein
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-Gloria Steinem
I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith
A woman can keep one secret – the secret of her age.
-Voltaire
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it
consists principally in dealing with men.
-Joseph Conrad
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they
can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking
ships.
-Gilda Radner
Man has will, but woman has her way
-Wendell Holmes
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think
-Author Unknown
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have
anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
-Chinese saying
